Lyrics
Verse:
I woke up in a pretty good mood
The sun was shining bright
I had a cup of coffee grabbed my keys
And kissed my wife goodbye
I left a little early
To get in good with the boss
But when I got to work he acted like a jerk
And now I'm all pissed off
I said there's one thing you need to know before you run your mouth
I'm from the south
Chorus:
Well don't make me go country
Cuz you sho' wouldn't like me when I'm mad
Don't make me go country
It'll be the worst regret you've ever had
If you wanna cross that line
I hope you're feeling lucky
Cuz I'm about to go country
Verse:
Well I came here to drink a little beer
And kick somebody's ass
And I'm just about out of beer
These drinks are going down mighty fast
My vision might be blurry
And my words a little slurred
You done bumped my chair two times before
But there won't be a third
We don't need no country band if you wanna dance
You may get yo' chance
Chorus:
Don't make me go country
Cuz you sho' wouldn't like me when I'm mad
Well don't make me go country
It'll be the biggest whoopin' you've ever had
Well if you wanna cross that line
I hope you're feeling lucky
Look here boy
Cuz I'm about to go country
Bridge:
Well mama always told me
Son don't try to get in fights
Don't forget your manners
And always try to be polite
So sir I'd like to thank you
For being here tonight
Cuz I ain't whooped nobody's ass
In a really long time
Chorus:
Well I'm about to go country
And you sho' ain't gonna like it when I do
Well I'm about to go country
And I'm a damn sure show you a thing or two
When you wake up in the morning
Missing your front teeth
I guess I went country
That's what we do around here